I will never, ever, EVER do that again.
These are words that I have voiced several times since the most harrowing excursion of my life back in the early 90's. My ever-so-brave-thrill-seeking-teenage-self jumped at the chance to try explore the skies over Aruba supported by a beautiful parasail, tethered only to a little motor boat.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It wasn't.
I was young and foolish, and eager to try something new...so when my mom offered my brother and I the chance to parasail while on a vacation to Aruba, we took her up on it. If you've ever been to Aruba you may have noticed that they have significant winds
all the time. I never even considered this factor until I was being whipped around mercilessly hundreds of feet above the ocean, convinced that the line would break at any moment and I would be found somewhere in Venezuela. The experience was a bit traumatic, they had difficulties reeling me in due to the high winds. I simply remember being bounced side to side, hanging on for dear life, seeing the boat in full throttle trying to keep from drifting. I was never so happy to be back on a boat, forget land...I just didn't want to be airborne. Once was enough, never, ever, EVER, again.
I lied.
I truly never
thought that I would want to do something this foolish again, but a little bit of the thrill-seeker in me was allowed to creep back out in my 30-something motherhood loving life. One of the beauties of being a part of the Walt Disney World Moms Panel is that you all of the sudden have these new friends, all with different, amazing stories of the fun things they have experienced while vacationing at Walt Disney World. Parasailing was one that intrigued me. Kelsey had reallllllly wanted to parasail when we cruised together a few years back, but for some reason it just never panned out. So when I made the decision to take her, I knew this would be something that I would
consider, and should my research provide me with confidence that my experience would be nothing like my last...I'd do it.
Well the research was easy, I could find NOTHING to tell me that this was a dangerous, ill-fated activity, not to be attempted by the weak. Actually, I found rave reviews about how peaceful, wonderful, safe and beautiful this experience is.
Since this was my "new and different" vacation, I went back on my words from the late 90's...and reserved two tandem flights of parasailing.
Friday. Today is the day.
We started the day with a trip to Epcot, enjoyed a few attractions, saved a few countries with the Kim Possible Adventure, and stocked up on some Fastpasses before heading to the Contemporary Resort for lunch and my much anticipated do-over on parasailing.
Now I suppose only Kelsey can attest as to whether or not I was good at hiding how darn nervous I was. All I had was my terrible first experience to go by, and now I was going to strap my innocent child in with me as I cruised high above Bay Lake. I had to be brave, face my fear...if not for myself, I did it for my kids. We boarded the boat, and there was one other couple joining us. This young man flew first, and I was a bit horrified as to how quick it actually all happened. It appeared as though he wasn't prepared or expecting the sudden lift off. As he was in-flight, the crew was preparing Kelsey and Maya for their journey. My stomach was in knots. Am I a terrible mother allowing my
barely six-year old daughter do this? And my sister...am I being a terrible irresponsible role model by allowing her to do this?

At this point, I simply want it done and over. The crew probably sensed my anxiety and was sure to talk up how safe this is...how they've had no accidents...how heavy the tow line is so you won't fly to Daytona should it break....it all helped, a little. I kept my eye to the skies, which appeared to be growing darker and darker. Then they had to mention that they never have this kind of wind in June.
Eeek. Can I change my mind?
They call in to the office to get a weather update, and determine that we will be okay to go. Before I knew it, I was watching my brave little girl, and her trusty Aunt be clamped and secured to the contraption at the back of the boat.


And with that, they were gone...up, up and away.




I was extremely relieved to see that they weren't violently swinging side to side as I did in my prior experience. It looked somewhat calm, I was wishing I felt calm. Honestly, having them up there was harder than being up there myself. I felt so out of control and helpless. A few easy drops with slack in the line, but apparently nothing I should worry about. Their trip went of flawlessly, and after the absolute LONGEST ten minutes of my life...my baby and my baby sister were back on board the boat.

This is my poker-face, not-one-to-show-emotion Maya, she will plainly admit that she loved it, but will still play coy about it....although I can tell by the sly smile that she loved it.
So now that Kelsey can text her mother to let her know she survived and I will not be stripped of my responsible-adult badge for letting something terrible happen....it's my turn.
Good lord.
Now Maya is my thrill-seeker...Macy is my careful and cautious child. It is funny because in this respect, I think Maya is just like I was as a child and Macy is just like me as an adult. It's funny how they both have parts of "me" in them...just different stages of "me" in my life. Anyhow, Macy and I take our place on the back of the boat, only to have the crew member struggle against the winds to steady the chute. Ugh. I hear him call to the captain that he can't hang on...and then it happened, the chute went into the water. Apparently this is not good. He dove in after it, and the captain cut the engines. We were directed to head back to the seats, as it will take awhile for them to properly reset the chute and lines.
Great. More time to think about my irresponsibleness and impending doom. With dark clouds in the distance, the clock was ticking.
Had I just blurted out "Let's not go" Macy would have probably sighed a BIG sigh of relief. I think we both were crazy worried, but neither of us would admit it. I was trying to be brave for her...and I think she was trying to be brave for me.
Before we knew it, we were being given orders to move, and move quickly...no time to think, just act. We jumped up, snapped on and were off.

It's hard to explain how the trip actually felt. It certainly wasn't thrashing like it had been before...it wasn't quite as gentle as I had hoped....but it was exhilarating. We talked the entire time, I think in an effort to reassure one another. We were the nervous nellys of the bunch, so our small talk to each other was a bit over-dramatic but very assuring.
We spent the time pointing out landmarks (although I don't think we actually pointed as we were both deathly afraid to let go). A few gentle dips with slack in the line, but overall it was very smooth. It was serene. It was quiet. It was wonderful.
I won't lie and said that I wanted to stay up there forever, the ten minutes was plenty of time for me to feel redeemed in my parasailing fear. I was excited to return to the boat, to share the giggles with Maya and Kelsey and to be able to say, WE DID IT!

There isn't really much that can top that adventure. We left the dock recharged, invigorated and ready for more fun. With my fears laid to rest we tackled the world in full force. First to Hollywood Studios to ride Tower of Terror, then on to Epcot to experience Soarin and Test Track. We arrived back at our resort and took the last "nightime dip" in the pool for this vacation.
We visit Disney frequently, so we are never disappointed to miss something, and don't hesitate to change plans because we know we'll be back soon enough. Well for Kelsey it's not quite that simple, so we needed to make sure that she hit the highlights on this trip. We dragged ourselves out of bed early on that last morning so we could get her to Animal Kingdom to experience Kilimanjaro Safari and Expedition Everest. That was all we had time for, but I'm so glad we at least got her there.
Now I say we didn't have time....we could have had time had eating and shopping not been our priorities before heading home. We checked out of our resort, said good by to the palm trees and tiki-torches that were our true symbols of vacation, and headed off to the Boardwalk for one more quick reunion with Moms Panel Margaret over lunch.
Normally I am bummed to head home from vacation, and this trip would have been no exception had it not been for the fact that I missed my husband and little Noley terrible. Nolan and I had talked several times while we were gone, and it wasn't until he cried and asked me to come home tomorrow that I really felt homesick. As much as I love our vacations to Walt Disney World, there truly is no place like home.